Your grandma has to remind you how close your birthday date actually is
like
a couple days ago, when she came to say good bye she mentioned my gift
and im all "lol what gift?"
and she's "all your birthday, next saturday. ill just leave you cash and you go buy what you want"
but i was all "psshh naw, you dont need to do that"
but then i was all
"whoa shit, saturday.... gotta stop trolling people with other dates because then i'll believe so as well"
orz